Mongolian oil change

When you jerk off a horse till it cuts then proceed to fuck the horse in the ass till you cum filling it back up

Sorry im busy today I ganna go down to the farm and do a few mongolian oil changes

by Itchy10 February 27, 2026

Mongolian Fiddlemunt

When you dig up an ancient mongolian warriors body and then proceed to munt the shit out of it while fiddling with your cock and balls

Yo dude, I took a vacation to Mongolia to practice my Mongolian Fiddlemunting skills. i've gotten so much better at it.

by jelquer228573 March 13, 2026

Mongolian Plumbob

The Mongolian Plumbob is an act where the recipient is laying on her/his back with an open mouth whilst you repeatedly dip your flaccid wiener in and out of their mouth while at the same time performing a Mongolian throat song

Last night terry and I got active , she had throat pain so we tried the Mongolian Plumbob and she’s never felt better! And I can confidently say my summer sausage has never felt better either

by Warcrime69 March 13, 2026

Mongolian Birthday

The calendar day of your birth in Mongolia when you are not currently located in Mongolia.

Sophie’s birthday is on July 4th.
It’s July 3rd today in the USA but it’s July 4th in Mongolia.

“Happy Mongolian birthday Sophie!”

by Yuveyuveyu March 21, 2026

Mongolian goat fuck

A situation so fucked up, there is little hope fixing it

I went to a party last night and it was a total Mongolian goat fuck!

by MrLebowski March 21, 2026

Mongolian meat pocket

A sloppy, smelly, vagina with over grown meat curtains.

When Gianna sat unclothed on the steps the horrendous smell hit us even before her Mongolian meat pocket touched the steps below.

by FACHE718 March 25, 2026

Mongolian Jaw-Locking

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.

I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.

by Mongal Man July 15, 2025