gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009

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Melania

A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.

"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"

"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"

"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018

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melony

To commit a felony of man-law

When Billy took that girl home from the club and didn't have sex with her he committed a melony.

by Jimmy The Cock January 19, 2009

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melonious

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

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