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Jew Meat

Meat that has been prepared to conform to the Jewish dietary laws. Kosher.
Playing mad libs

Man: "What's the word for Jew meat?"

Woman: "Kosher?"

Man: "Oh yeah... Jew meat... ha."
by J.P.H. June 12, 2008
mugGet the Jew Meatmug.

Meat Slipper

A meat slipper is what a womans vagina resembles after sex. The loose, open and somewhat worn look of a vagina after sexual intercource.
"I banged that chick so hard you could have worn her pussy as a meat slipper"

"Look at the camel toe on that chick, someone turned that shit into a meat slipper!"
by Dekman August 26, 2006
mugGet the Meat Slippermug.

small meat

(n) a small male genital area, a small penis

(n) a phrase used to display your dissatisfaction towards another person, male or female.
Dude, you have such a small meat.

Chris: Do you wanna go fishing around 7 tonight?
Boomer: Nah dude, I have to go to a family dinner.
Chris: You are such a small meat!
by DJ_Calli September 28, 2008
mugGet the small meatmug.

Meat cake

1. A tasty pie, usually packed with meat of some description
2. Term used for the mentally challenged
3. A vagina
Damn! I never knew this meat cake could taste so salaciously delicious!!
by rtyack November 21, 2010
mugGet the Meat cakemug.

meat bucket

a bitch who is good for nothing but a place to put your cock
by darril October 6, 2005
mugGet the meat bucketmug.

bra meat

Breasts, boobies, tits. In other words, the flesh that goes inside a bra.
He loved to take off her clothes and lick her bra meat.
by lyndal June 21, 2007
mugGet the bra meatmug.

meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.
Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018
mugGet the meat beatationmug.

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