Max L's

Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.

Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"

by MaryMatician July 14, 2017

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pulled a max

Pulling a Max is to screw over your friends or do something generally considered dumb among civilized people without reason.

Another use for this term is to describe someone who does something simply to gain attention.

*Cheats on girlfriend who gave him nothing but love and support*
"Oh no, I pulled a Max!"

by akchubbs March 4, 2019

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max lag

a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.

dude, i think i just saw max lag coming back from his most recent blackie hunt!

by mythical mushroom October 17, 2023

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Max dub

A Max dub is a shortend term for big double chin. Max meaning big, or huge in some cases. Dub clearly standing for double chin. This phrase can ONLY be used when referring to big double chins and big double chins only.

"Woah Delilah has a max dub.." when seeing someone with a "max dub"
"Omg I have such a max dub in that photo! Delete it!" When someone takes a photo with you having a "max dub"

by An Expert September 11, 2023

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