Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
Get the Yo mama jokesmug. by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf December 6, 2020
Get the big mama eternalmug. by girfe March 24, 2021
Get the Silky goose mamasmug. when the mother, who you are not married to, of one or more of your children starts negatively interferring with your life, especially where other women are concerned; consists frequently of open public displays of anger and loud verbal assaults, hand gestures, head-shaking, etc.; The goal is to cause the father embarrassment either in front of his new lady friend, his close male friends, or his immediate family; it provides the baby mama a brief feeling of control in a situation where she typically has none as a struggling single mom.
"Man I was at the club hangin' with this fine thick sista that I'm seein' now, when that bitch popped up droppin' all kinda baby mama drama about needin' diaper money for my son and shit!"
by dHALL November 3, 2007
Get the baby mama dramamug. A sexual act which is preformed by the woman. After the man cums into the her mouth, the man will get on his knees as the girl stands up and proceed to gag the sperm like a mama bird into the man's (the baby bird's) mouth
Boy: Aw dude i let my girlfriend mama bird me last night and... i actually kind of enjoyed it...
friend: Dude that's fucking disgusting man, ain't my cum goin in anybody's mouth but my girl's.
friend: Dude that's fucking disgusting man, ain't my cum goin in anybody's mouth but my girl's.
by flaimora June 11, 2016
Get the Mama Birdmug. *nuts in homie*
You: Fuck yeah i cum all over u
Homie: You forgot to say no homo!
You and Homie: Zoo Wee Mama
You: Fuck yeah i cum all over u
Homie: You forgot to say no homo!
You and Homie: Zoo Wee Mama
by Bo Williams September 9, 2018
Get the zoo wee mamamug. looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs
by bluebear January 11, 2020
Get the looking for a new mamamug.