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Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.
When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...
by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009
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lemon brown

someone who looks like little bear but has real big muscles (mainly from steroid use).
Gary: hey dude lets invite the new kid to the party.

Frank: nah, I heard he's a lemon brown.
by don t rap April 15, 2009
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lemon peppa steppas

Some ugly, chunky, way too big shoes that be funky
*girl wearing skinny jeans, a thrasher shirt, and chunky ass filas*
“Ugh she got them lemon peppa steppas”
by Whatchugondo May 31, 2021
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filthy lemon whore

by Corb June 14, 2010
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Lemon twirl treat

A way of fondling both breasts, somewhat akin to how one might juice two lemons simultaneously.
"I love how sensuously Martin gives me a lemon twirl treat"
by Martin Otterwell November 7, 2019
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Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn
After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester
by Misterbater August 14, 2019
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