hell on earth;patrolled by a little troll. a diverse group of kids ranging from lax bros, wannabes and kiss asses. girls ranging from annoying cheerleaders, bitches and the chillest girls on long island. kids are down to drink or smoke at any point of the day.
One time i attended a kellenberg party, it was girls screaming and guys starting fights. never again.
"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"
"yo bro i attend kellenberg" Girl: "dont call me bro u fucking loser"
by oneheartonemind October 24, 2011
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by MR.MONKEY13 March 21, 2011
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by the woman who gave birth to yo October 13, 2021
Get the Machine Gun Kelly mug.A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010
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by amfv June 20, 2011
Get the kelptomaniac mug.The time of being insanely drunk at a celebration of prestigious events.
associated with the name "Kelvin"
Synonyms: Wasted, heinously drunk, fucked up
associated with the name "Kelvin"
Synonyms: Wasted, heinously drunk, fucked up
by RangaX1337 November 19, 2011
Get the Kelvin'd mug.A kelfie (kissing selfie) is a picture, similar to a selfie, of a person holding a camera at arm's length while kissing. This is normally two people kissing, but also includes a person kissing an animal, like a person kissing a horse, a dog, or a cat.
From the top of Half Dome, the couple took a kelfie of their first kiss after becoming engaged to be married.
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