Kevin

Normally a pice of shit and sucks di- I mean uhh hehe he is normally gay

kevin lemme smash

by I eat elmers glue January 26, 2019

Kevin's Mom

What I do EVERYDAY... at lunch..

Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??

Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...

by SomTingWong April 30, 2021

black kevin

In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...

Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.

by drew death September 14, 2007

we need to talk about kevin

when you need to talk about some shit about a person and you don't want other people to know who sed person is.

person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin

person 2: yeah okay. is at lunch good for you?
person 1: yeah.
person eaves dropping: who's Kevin? there's no even at this school

by classy ass-bitch June 8, 2016

Kevin

Has a comfiest lap in the world!

"I just love sitting on kevin"

by onlyinyourdreamslol February 26, 2009

kevinescent

fatass about to release his new self titled cd: kevinescent
also see: tromboner

i love my new kevinescent cd, especially the tromboner song!

by aj & will October 11, 2003

Kevin-ism

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven

by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010