Jizz in a beehive

When a male sticks his dick in a beehave and jizzes all over the bees while they sting you
Jake want to go jizz in a beehive later
by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015
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jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!
by Pepe99 July 10, 2016
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Jizz-Kill

To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.
"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"
by ctrlpew May 8, 2020
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jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
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Jizz nasty

When you get a large amount of jizz all over the place or someone.
Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?
by momluver69 October 16, 2021
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jizz lock

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum
Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.
by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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Skittle jizz

Is what you get when you soak a male part in a mixture of disolved skittles and water.For when the ejection comes it will taste like skittles.
Man and woman engage in sexual intercourse and the man ejects his seed in to the woman's mouth it taste like the rainbow."also known as skittle jizz."
by moomooboyrainbows January 25, 2011
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