legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .
Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.
by Nova760 October 09, 2018
by JerBel May 02, 2021
verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.
Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.
by Be-Rad June 04, 2024
Is it just me or did that woman sitting in front of us on the bus smell like she made herself a fresh batch of poopy tuna this morning cause I could swear when she sat down I got an overpowering smell of pussy but there was a strong over whiff of poop with it
by frogqweef July 16, 2024
Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021
Alp Tuna is the funniest person you could ever meet. Tuna is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. A person you CAN trust and MUST have in your life. Can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alp Tuna is open-minded dude with knowledge in many areas of life. He is a double bass virtuoso and is well known as Bottesini of the 21st century. Widely recognized for his bass skills. Tuna usually prefers cats over dogs but that’s ok cause he likes people too, sometimes.
“Hey Tuna, will you go to the academy today?”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
“Alp Tuna, I have something to tell you!”
“Tuna, can you help me? Again…”
by pochitatel November 20, 2021