While brewing some coffee in the kitchen, you procure some anal from your partner. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, poor the hot coffee in the gaping anal cavity, and ejaculate into the coffee.
Michael gave April an Irish Creamer last night. She got third degree burns in her ass, but he wasn't really sure why it was called an Irish Creamer.
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Get the irish hand grenade mug.An Irish Marshmallow is when a male or female receives multiple anal creampies at a gloryhole then proceeds to lay on their back with the anus pointed in a superior position and knees to chest. They next produce a gassy seamen demon that splatters on and around the face.
Thought up and coined by Todd to explain why his tall, goofy, blond coworker was always late in 2016.
Thought up and coined by Todd to explain why his tall, goofy, blond coworker was always late in 2016.
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Get the Irish Creampie mug.When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.
Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child
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Get the Irish Bulldozer mug.Kyle says “I’ll have an roast beef sandwich with provolone cheese, make it an Irish 12” per the Irish inch, Kyle ordered a 6” sandwich.
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