A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Someone who is 'becoming less closeted' exhibits certain behaviors.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Although such a person is still closeted (by definition) any individual who is subject to such behavior can be reassured that their associate or peer is in fact ‘becoming less closeted’.
The most apparent circumstance wherein an absolute lack of irrefutability persists by accord to what is within association to an individual's will to ‘become less closeted’ takes place when a person who is ‘becoming less closeted’ engages another individual with a private message on any social networking site and then proceeds to block the recipient.
This is a sure sign that the sender is ‘becoming less closeted’.
Note: If the final message before the act of ‘blocking’ contains a ‘laugh cry emoji’ then there ought to be no uncertainty that the transmitter is doing their very best and putting forth their very best effort within a pursuit to ‘become less closeted’.
Hey, guess what? Walter Mercado slipped into my DM’s and then blocked me immediately afterward.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
It appears he is ‘becoming less closeted’. Good for him.
I think I’ll screenshot his activities and post them in the group we share along with a definition of what it means to ‘become less closeted’.
by Sir H.C. Notneb April 14, 2023
A guy who has the perfect genes to be a chad, yet embraces the lifestyle of an otaku. They're the guys that go to con ripped in cosplay, the ones that somehow hold relationships despite playing video games for twelve hours a day, and make you look like a failure at being a failure.
"I thought con was just for neets and degenerates then I saw the guy in the All Might cosplay."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
"Nah, he's just a closet chad. I wouldn't regard him as something better."
by karminova April 05, 2018
A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
by lying on yo dead mama February 05, 2024
A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!
Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 04, 2024
Sam: Darnley get off of me you’re covered in dog mud!
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
Jackson: Darnley is honestly such a closeted erectosexual.
by Poopassjackson June 28, 2018
A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.
"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023