Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

shower bath head

The best way to describe a terrible human

Friend: wow I love Jorge Lorenzo
Me: Ew he’s such a shower bath head

by Smeho June 12, 2018

Bath

Fingering mysyself

I’m off for a wank in the bath

by October 1st September 25, 2023

Bubble bath

A bubble bath is when a girl (or guy) is too poor to afford dildos so she shoves bars of soap into her vagina/asshole instead.

"Did you hear that Chelsi had to go to the hospital?!"

"No! What happened?"
"She bubble bathed it and she couldn't get the soap out!"

by Lydia the nymphomaniac April 28, 2017

Master bath on

The practice of making sure the faucet is on in the bath tub usually for purposes of female pleasuring

I turned the master bath on then I turned myself on!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Bubble bath

When your girl is giving you a blowjob with an Alka-Seltzer tablet in her mouth

Wow that bubble bath last night was crazy!

by Gliguy January 4, 2020

Bath

Place water on yourself (in a non sexual way tho)

Friend 1 (Miles)

"My friend said they had a bath"
Friend 2 (Moth)

"I don't need to know about their sex life"

Friend 3 (Crimsonoob)
"Huh?"

by Prestigedidiot April 21, 2024