Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015

to call martha

<i>etymology</i> From the 2016 film <i>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice</i>

<i>interjection</i> Time-out. Used to stop or interrupt a heated argument that is on the verge of becoming a fistfight.

See also: Martha

The fanboys' DC vs Marvel debate was about to blow up, I had to call Martha!

by sir kiko May 29, 2016

Perfect Call

The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.

Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.

Whoa, hold on a sec, this is starting to sound like a perfect call.

by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014

makeout call

To call someone up with the intention of kissing for a long period time. Usually done by those not in a relationship. Rumored to be a myth since it leads to the infamous booty call.

I just got my period and don't want sex. Maybe I should call CJ for a makeout call instead.

by Tonsil Hockey Lover March 8, 2015

call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020