Trump Tower

Dump load turd shit pile crap tower of turds

My chunky trump tower stood 6 inches above the toilet water.

by Mack Arroni January 6, 2019

The towers

twin towers

two planes hit the towers on September 11 2001

by niggy blacks March 22, 2024

flyby with a "Hello, Tower"

A step "closer" than just a discreet flyby, this strategy DOES involve actually stopping in to the home/establishment where you wish to unobtrusively check on the conditions/progress of something relating to you, but you still do not actually inquire about said situation; you merely "exchange pleasantries and make small talk" with the people there about the weather or whatever, and then quietly leave again after a minute or two. The theory here is that if there is any problem/delay/question regarding what you are wanting done, the people will likely tell/ask you about it while you're there... they know fully well why you've dropped by --- you are wondering how things are proceeding --- and so there should be no need to make anyone feel pressured or irritated by actually alluding to the subject.

The local garage is often "swamped up to their eyeballs" with the myriad of vehicles brought in for repair, and so it is often a month or more before they are able to get around to addressing a car that I bring in. They do always eventually repair my vehicle, though, so I seldom actually ask them about how soon they can get to it; I simply do a tentative flyby with a "Hello, Tower" every couple weeks, just in case they need to speak with me regarding any problem/holdup with the repairs.

by QuacksO August 21, 2018

Tower

A punching bag but for planes

The saddest day in my life was when I found out my dad died in 9/11. He went down hitting the tower.

by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats May 11, 2023

Booty Tower

A game played by girls where they climb up on each others backs and stack their butts up one on top of the tower. Usually requires 3-6 players.

Want to play booty tower? Yeah, but this time I want to go on top. Being on the bottom always hurts my back.

by Nivea4Men June 2, 2025

Eiffel Tower style

Committing suicide with a pistol in your mouth and a pistol at the back of your head

I went to his house to go piss on him again… and he was sittin’ there, he had gotten a 45 out of his father drawer… and put it in his mouth. And another pistol at the back of his head, and I guess he was gonna fuckin… commit suicide fuckin… Eiffel Tower style. And I still broke in and I still peed on him cuz I thought he was such a fuckin bitch.

by Shaun marrion February 18, 2024

towering line drive

A home run that is hit high and straight. Coined by former WSCR personality George Ofman.

"He hit a home run that was a towering line drive"

by GaelicSoxFan May 15, 2016