Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.

The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.

Human Directional by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011

human Lunesta 

a person who's so boring they put you to sleep

The way she goes on ad nauseum about her kids and her running workouts makes her human Lunesta.

human Lunesta by NOVA girl May 24, 2011

Human Love 

A term for pansexuality. Basically, When a person is open to a little lovin' from any gender.

Buddy: Hey, did John just go home with a dude?

Guy: Yeah, he's a real human love advocate.

Human Love by lwyvcie;boi'enwcj;'WD" December 3, 2011

Human Kebab 

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both

Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.

Human Kebab by PC J July 15, 2011

human supersoaker 

when you put ur ass up to the jet on the side of a swimming pool and let the water shoot up ur ass then get outta the pool and shoot the water back out

My brothers did a human supersoaker. hes gay!!!

human supersoaker by Trip jones February 18, 2012

Human Hoopla 

A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.

Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?

Emma: What's that?

Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).

Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Human Hoopla by silenticecream August 21, 2012

Humanoid Artoo-Detoo 

a midget on rollerskates dials and speaks into a speakerphone. You catch them and force a garbage can over their head, then continue to push them down a street.

Lets go humanoid artoo-detoo the nieghbors husband, he's been acting like a dick lately

Humanoid Artoo-Detoo by Gessika October 29, 2012