mexican hooker

An alcoholic beverage made with tequila, hot sauce, and cottage cheese

Hey bartender, gimme a Mexican hooker

by T DePuy October 3, 2005

hooker face

A noun for a completley out of control, outrageously gorgeous party girl who is usually found consuming more alcohol than needed and loves rumplemintz.

It can also be used as a greeting.

Desi!! What's up hooker face!?

Did you see Annie last night, she was such a hooker face?!

Hooker face, I love you, bitch!

by M.Eden November 10, 2008

hookah-rape

Blowing hookah smoke in someone's face who is unwilling.
;
Forcing someone to smoke hookah by blowing the smoke in their face.

"He just hookah-rape d me"
"Stop hookah-raping me!"

by ryandalessi September 1, 2009

Hooker Hunting

Hooker Hunting, also know as HH or H^2 (H Squared), is the term most commonly associated with walking around casinos (mainly in Las Vegas) at 4AM and looking for women who look like hookers. These hookers are sometimes wearing camouflage, and hard to spot. But an experienced H Hunter can spot them anywhere/anytime.

TIP: If you see a woman sitting at the 1 cent poker/slot machines in club-like attire at 1-6AM, then you have found a hooker and you have successfully hunted it.

This term can be used in a number of ways: Oohhhhhh man, "Hooker Hunting" time! ... Hey bro, when are we going HH-ing?

by Hooker Hunter of the Year February 4, 2010

Hookadoo

Pot

Holly: Wanna go smoke some Hookadoo?

Lizy: Sure.

by anonymouskittykittylicklick47 September 20, 2010

hook jones

noun meaning to get your snog game on

Chris classi got his hook jones on the other night. He's a jones legend.

by daddy of seduct jones December 14, 2010

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009