Canada's History

The sexual act of pouring maple syrup on your balls then waiting out side for some type of woodland critter to lick the syrup off your balls and then cum into the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup and repeat.

guy 1: Dude i just got a Canada's history by a squirrel \
guy 2: Aww man! I got mine from polar bear.

by ushouldtryit February 8, 2010

native american history

really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special

a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:

ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)

by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010

American history x

The movie with derek played by that guy from fight club Edward Norton^-^
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.

while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"

"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"

by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007

canadas history

while in mexico, smoking, drinking, sun tanning and not tipping, like mom, dad, medical insurance plan, and your home government are not watching.

while in puerto vallarta canadas history on more than one occasion wrecked a perfectly wonderful, meal, boat ride or nite out at the club-)

by nutriaoso February 5, 2010

Canada's History

Better then the states

number 1 at hockey
inventor of the telephone

We rule Canada's History

by Cholenski February 4, 2010

canada's history

A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.

Eh! Those two moose's are Canada's History on our porch. Get the camera!

by DickSweats February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.

Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!

by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010