Canada's History 

A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".

"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"

"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.

Canada's History by Droog87 February 8, 2010

Canadas History 

A point in time where our English founders decided to take ice and frozen wasteland coupled with sickness and countless acres of woodland over the nice sunny beaches with nothing to do but relax.. cuz there arent any fucking winters

American: Why the fuck is it so cold out??

Canadian : Meh its Canadas History

Canadas History by ClawoftheBeast February 4, 2010

Canadian History 

A sexual act that involves burnt pubic hair covered in wax that is in the shape of a dildo used to apply lubricant to the clevage of a 500 pound prostitute from Alabama so that her dog can lick peanut butter off her arm pit.

The prostitute from Alabama taught me Canadian History.

Canadian History by ABC123 don't touch me. February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act where the male performs vaginal penetration on a woman from behind(Referred to as "The Mountie"), while simultaneously putting both hands into the female's anus(called "The Moose Antlers").

Coffee from Tim Horton's is optional.

Dan performed Canada's History with Jan and now she'll be in the ER for 6-10 weeks.

Canada's History by StormX February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act where a Man pours Maple Syrup on his genitals untill it hardens. Then he beats your mate senseless. NO BLOOD NO FOUL!

Yo man, did you see Julie with that black eye, i think Dave gave her a lesson in Canada's History last night.

Canada's History by Mad Mikey Ball Hog February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Canada's History is so depraved that you can't say it on TV

Canada's History by bobrocks95 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

a sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

me and my girlfriend did Canada's History last night and now she won't talk to me.

Canada's History by rufus Schmidt February 4, 2010