on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'

"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"

by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022

Hot dog Helen

A character from the book beat the band who was a social outcast

I don’t wanna be partnered up with hot dog helen

by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024

doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025

Chase and Helen

Chase and Helen are the cutest couple ever and are frickin awesome. They met in Mr Richards class fell in love and he missed her very much right now because she went to Disneyland 😪

Chase and Helen are the perfect couple!

by Chase Maybe? April 7, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

Dr. Halsey

"Doctor Catherine Elizabeth Halsey is the architect of the Spartan program. She's a decent artist, arguably a war criminal, and a bit of a caffeine addict."
- Cortana, 2022

Dr. Halsey just activated Silver Team. Run!!

by TheSmartestOutsider June 25, 2022