1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
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Haven & Hearth is a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game) set in a fictional world loosely inspired by Slavic and Germanic myth and legend. The game sets itself apart from other games in the genre in its aim to provide players with an interactive, affectable and mutable game world, which can be permanently and fundamentally changed and affected through actions undertaken by the players. The fundamental goal with Haven & Hearth is to create a game in which player choices have permanent and/or lasting effects and, thus, providing said players with a meaningful and fun gaming experience.
by Knatterkarl September 20, 2010
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Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!
Man, she is such a heartless wench!
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!
Man, she is such a heartless wench!
by A-Schroed October 3, 2005
Get the heartless wench mug.Heavy Heavy Low Low is a five piece band from San Jose, California. Forming in early 2004, the band started as more of a screamo unit before adopting their current style. Their music incorporates several elements from grindcore, such as blast beats, chaotic song structures, and shorter than average song lengths (a typical live set of about 10-12 songs lasts about 20 minutes). Heavy Heavy Low Low gained notoriety largely through word of mouth, internet hype and extensive touring. Their debut release "Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watching", an eleven song session of metal/thrash/hardcore/grindcore recordings, was released on New Weathermen records, an imprint of Ferret, in September of 2006.
Heavy Heavy Low Low gained underground fame with their first album Courtside Seats To The Greatest Fuck Of All Time, which features their first single "Inhalent Abuse Is Illegal And Can Be Fatal." They expanded their fame with the release of their "Fuck It" EP, which features their most well known song "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready." With the release of their third installment "Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watching" they have toned down their distinctly grindcore/expreimental roots. The screams and growls are still there but are supplemented by the singer almost talking. They are currently signed with Ferret Records.
so basically kids, they're the best fucking san jose based band ever!
Heavy Heavy Low Low gained underground fame with their first album Courtside Seats To The Greatest Fuck Of All Time, which features their first single "Inhalent Abuse Is Illegal And Can Be Fatal." They expanded their fame with the release of their "Fuck It" EP, which features their most well known song "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready." With the release of their third installment "Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watching" they have toned down their distinctly grindcore/expreimental roots. The screams and growls are still there but are supplemented by the singer almost talking. They are currently signed with Ferret Records.
so basically kids, they're the best fucking san jose based band ever!
you:what do you wanna listen to?
me:heavy heavy low low dumbass, what do you think?
you:why? they're all grindcore and shit.
me:fuck you, i'm leaving!
me:heavy heavy low low dumbass, what do you think?
you:why? they're all grindcore and shit.
me:fuck you, i'm leaving!
by FightTheBattleWinTheWar April 28, 2007
Get the heavy heavy low low mug.A term to describe any name of a grown woman who still draws a heart over the i at the end of her name. Usually, all women who do this are crazy and should be avoided at all costs. Terr(i heart), Sherr(i heart), Tam(i heart), Kell(i heart), Bobb(i heart) etc. This term has been researched and affirmed by many who have encountered this type of person and learned too late of this affliction.
He should have run when he got that first note from Sherri and she had drawn a heart to dot her "i". He'd still have his home.
Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!
You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!
Oh, I see you put a heart over the "i" in your name. Hmm, see ya!
You dated a Bobb(i heart) also? And she was crazy too?!
by glamrocker January 26, 2011
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