Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"

"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"

by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022

Ham blanket

Masturbation technique akin to a boob job where the booty is used to bring a male to climax.

I didn't know if I'd like it or not, but that ham blanket she gave me was amazing.

by Anonnnnnomous January 22, 2009

Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron

by wch-meister June 14, 2018

Sexy ham

Ed duh

Sexy ham, Sexy Hamm and sexy hammie

by Edmundeoms January 7, 2018

Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015