Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion
Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
by wch-meister June 08, 2018
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grey ham

A giga chad with a huge cock who can fuck any man in sight just by looking at them.
Damn I wish I could fuck grey ham. He’s so fucking hot.
by hamenjoyer08 April 20, 2022
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ham sanga

*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.
"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
by John "Ham" Howard March 29, 2015
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ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.
He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing
by DomM6669 April 23, 2016
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Ham fucked

To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!
I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!
by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013
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Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.
"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."
by Aytie July 25, 2015
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baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.
"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."
by sweathamaddict May 25, 2017
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