when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.
by jonny lyford August 15, 2007
by Moe Rocca December 12, 2004
If yo think that mc hammer is a one hit wonder you obviously need yo head examining. he is oldskool and he's had loads of hits, my favourite being- whoomp there it is. turn this mother out is pretty dope too. he dont compare to the grand master flash though cos he is da man. Shamone! Oh and some of you more cultured peeps mite remember the adams family groove( that wasnt hammer's best track)
by Dan McCabe January 01, 2004
When MC Hammer found out about a sale for half price off parachute pants,he screamed like a little girl.
by TheWiggidy May 01, 2004
by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004
A stupid, worn-out phrase that was popular from 1990-1992 when M.C. Hammer was considered "The Genius of Hip-hop".
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.
Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.
by DieMinze May 17, 2010