doft doft goose

The metaphorical search engine to lengthening a long, hot evening of bodily fluid exchange.

Oh I know how to get there, I just want to stay there for a while when I arrive.

Doft doft goose it is.

Yes, please.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019

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Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.

Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

by Sean mcvay April 6, 2017

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Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.

“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

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Goose Creek high

A school where the boys are fake, girls fight over cafeteria seats and the building smells like weed. Every student you see is either pregnant or carrying a Juul.

Wow Goose Creek High is lit

by Bigdadbrosky May 16, 2018

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