beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

google wacking

to try and search in google and get 1 result

If u type in somethin and one one thing comes up then u google whacked.

by Big Wave Dave March 28, 2003

Google Hammer

A web page that is actually 2 guys f***ing each other up the ass and counting how many times the guy's dick spins. FOR QUEERS ONLY

"Hey man check out Google Hammer. It's soooo much better than Normal Google"
"Yeah, Sure man"
looks up Google Hammer
"Eww man that's disgusting!"
"Lol"

by Moose6969 May 1, 2009

google graft

The shabby inclusion of celebrity names and their work titles by journalists in an attempt to game the Internet search engine and drive up readership. Luring unsuspecting readers into a click-bait trap or some other ad-infested part of the web. A sub-variety of fake news that proliferated in the two-thousand-teens

Did you see that Jim Carey hatchet job in the Guardian? It was Google grafted with Batman, Easy Rider, Val Kilmer, and that Franco kid, I'm sure you did. Journalism's esteem has sure faded since the Ed Murrow days.

by BandAid2 August 13, 2017

Gogle

You fool, You dumb, you absolute utter clampongus. You misspelled google.

Dude #1: The gogle stock is really falling
Dude #2: You fucking idiot you misspelled google

by Big Dumb Stupid Head bum April 22, 2020

Bump pussies and giggle

This is what happens when two gay men who are both bottoms (the ones that like to get fucked - not be the ones who do the fucking - the top) start dating. Their friends will say "what are these two going to do - bump pussies and giggle?"

What the hell are those 2 queens going to do in bed - bump pussies and giggle?

by PBandG September 14, 2011

Google

1. n. a popular search-engine
2. v. to search for something.

Originally, Google had the more narrow meaning of simply performing an online search on the Google search engine, but since has become adapted to a more broad context of searching for almost anything.

See Also: Wiki

1. A: I totally can't remember what that song was called!
B: Check for the lyrics on Google, man. You'll probably find it.

2. A: I'm really hungry.
B: Then go Google the cupboard for some ramen or something.

by BadAji December 26, 2008