free canoe'ed

The state somebody is or was in from being subjected to a free canoe Craigslist prank.

Yo dawg, I'm really annoyed because my phone keeps going off from people asking about a free canoe. I think I've been free canoe'ed!

by Sarrus25 May 27, 2017

free body

A person who feels no need for exactness, yet chooses to live life freely, and be late often.

Ok fuck bobby he's 30 minutes late again... What a free body.

by Redbone1212 June 9, 2017

Free Pepsi

A reward earned after completing a certain task.

"IF ANYONE FINDS MY iPAD YOU'LL GET A FREE PEPSI!" - Mr. F proclaimed.

by Nick Vujici November 16, 2017

Free Unfollow

A "Free Unfollow" is a term used to describe the Twitter mess of free-follow accounts that make you jump through hoops for their supposedly free, no strings attached follow, but then end up unfollowing you.

(a.k.a. "free low" or "freelow")

Friend: Bro, this egg account bio read: "Hi this is a free follow just because you're you. Don't follow me back, but follow @soandsoblahblah instead." So I went to the trouble of following @soandsoblahblah and guess what? The next thing I knew, the egg account unfollowed me.

Me: Breh, that is so lame. So you basically got a "free unfollow."

by KpopKolorado June 4, 2016

Quality free

Absence of quality, high grade, superiority, fineness or excellence

My friend buys cheap tins of tuna that smell horrible, at those low prices they are quality free.

by Zhivs May 3, 2016

free her

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by 49558008 January 30, 2017

Illusion of Free Will

According to Nietzsche’s psychoanalysis, freewill might only be just an illusion. A trick of the mind.

Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.

Illusion of Free Will- like Buridan’s Ass which states that an Ass that is equally hungry and equally thirsty will both die of either starvation or thirst if water and food are kept at a same distance but in completely different directions if the Ass can only choose from two. Even if the ASS walks the same way to curb their thirst or hunger, it ends up dying of either thirst or hunger because it can only fulfill one need and not the other. Because the animal acts on instinct it is unable to make a rational decision and distinction and can only go to one option.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020