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Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
A tortilla. Tortillas, or Mexican spoons, are not only useful for wrapping food up, but can also be used as scoops or for wiping up that last bit of chile relleno.
by TheSpaceShowMustGoOn March 17, 2014
When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.
Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.
by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020
This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista
by Stevenbando July 17, 2023
Flat 7 is a flat in treforest campus which has the highest percentage of crackheads ever.
If you are from flat 7 you are rather a psychopath, crackhead, smackhead or autistic.
However flat 7 is the best flat in all of Glamorgan court, University of South wales.
If you are from flat 7 you are rather a psychopath, crackhead, smackhead or autistic.
However flat 7 is the best flat in all of Glamorgan court, University of South wales.
I once shagged a guy from flat 7 and he nutted on his pillow.
I once went to a house party at flat 7 and saw a girl flash her arse.
I once went to a house party at flat 7 and saw a girl flash her arse.
by Flat 7 April 14, 2020