Fall Out Boy

Possibly the worst thing the world has ever turned out. Vocals sound like a baby crying hysterically while being repeatedly struck in the crotch by an electrified spatula. Fall Out Boy can be heard strumming their guitars frantically to try and confuse the listener into thinking that they actually know how to play their instruments. Fall Out Boy incorporates erratic beats and ear raping vocals into "music" that doesn't even flow through the course of one "song". Fall Out Boy is a group of girl scout rejects that got kicked out because they didn't make their cookie quota. hey if you're gonna suck at selling cookies why not music?

FOB fan-"hey did you hear that new Fall Out Boy song?"
Sensible Human Being-"you mean that noise that sounds like Wonder Woman being gang banged by a group of kindergarten Nazis??"
FOB fan-"yeah that one!! wait they all sound like that."

by Ranger Roy April 24, 2009

fall out boy

(n) the shitiest band to ever live. they are not the pride and joy of Ilinios but are acctually the scum of Ilinios. we all(us Iliniosians) all agree the suc and should go cut themselves along with all there fans. a.k.a. possers and fags

Emo Kid: I love you fall out boy!!!!!You have the best music ever!
Cool Kid: What are u talking about the dont make music the make shit fall out of amps!
Emo Kid:*depression*
Cool Kid: What a queer(he procedes to kick the living shit out of him)

by tom beotch! December 8, 2006

Fall Down The Stairs

The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking hismelf)

It's not like we're trying to fall down the stairs or anything.

by Rick L September 7, 2008

Fall out boy

OKay my opinion. fall out boy is almost as bad as simple plan or good charolette, i am so not fond of their music, their just loved by all the teeny boppers across america who are brainwashed by MTV. ahh fuck..and you all saying their such a cool band and they are the greatest ever need to get a reality check and go listen to some real punk rock, not the mtv shit simple plan,fall out boy,good charolette taking back sunday etc..go listen to the ramones,sex pistols,tiger army and that shit. fuckers

Girl: lyke oh em gee!! FALL OUT BOY! omgAWD their my favorite! hehe like omg.........sugar we're goin down swingin!!! ahaaaaaaaaaaheheheheheh ROCK ON!

Me: shut up

by ughyousucknuts December 28, 2005

Falling off the train

When one person loses their train of thought multiply times during conversation because they fried their brain doing too many drugs. Also falling off the train in life resulting in not fulfilling their full potential.

You asked me that twice already, you really need to take better care of yourself because your falling off the train.

by Catirandafly October 15, 2016

Fall Out Boy

A band that may have once had talent (doubtful), but was "ruined" by MTV.
More akin to Jonas Brothers than a punk band.
Can burn in hell for all I care.

Fan: "Did you see Fall Out Boy play at New Years Rockin' Eve with Taylor Swift?"
Me: "No, given the choice I would rather castrate myself."

by August Burns Bread February 16, 2009

Before The Moon Falls

Shhhh!
We are private detectives onward back from a musical pilgrimage
We work under the name of the Fall
Who would suspect this? It is too obvious
Our office is secluded
Those there to suspect would not see the wood for the trees
We were six like dice but we're back to five
Up here in the North there's no wage packet jobs for us, thank Christ
While young married couples
Discuss the poverties of their self-built traps
And the junior clergy demand more cash
We spit in their plate and wait for the ice to melt
I must create a new regime
Or live by another man's
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
I must create a new scheme
Get out of others' hands
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls

I could use some pure criminals
And get my hands on some royalties
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
A problem of this new scheme
Is answering obscene phone calls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Gotta stop drifting around
Kill this ugly duckling
We've got the power
And must not misuse it 'cause life is short and full of thought
I use the power
I use the power
And I will forever
End this reign of terror
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before the tide subsides
Before the moon falls for the fifth time, before the moon falls
Before the moon falls
Before The Fall swoons
Before The Fall swoons

by Death Menace October 18, 2022