Ethan

Otherwise known as retarded. He is really good at being lazy, and not getting off his ass to do anything. He is so incredibly stupid, that at this point it's just sad.

"I think Ethan's going to die on that couch. He hasn't made himself any food in four years."

by yeeter53324 April 17, 2019

Ethan

ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it

love u sexy bitch

girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him

by mckennaande April 21, 2019

Ethage

Best friend of Alage and the nicest person who ever walked on earth. An Ethage is a very loyal person and will never get mad, he will always make you laugh and has great fashion and music taste

Cark: whos that guy over there? he looks super nice and is dressed really well and is super hot

Pheven: oh he must be an Ethage

by jarredquartermaine July 28, 2019

Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.

Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project

by PizaPi September 4, 2019

Ethan

A retarded mother fucker

Ethan is a mother fucker

by Yeetoesmycheetoes October 14, 2019

Ethan

That one cunt who's trying to act Irish but has clear American accent like fuck off bro

Ethan shut tf up your American

by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019

Ethan

A MAN HOE!!!!!

Ashley:Ethan sent me a dick pic last night
Destiny:no way same

Bus gf:WHAT!!!

by Kkaykla November 15, 2019