Elisa

The woman of my dreams. Mercurial, constantly evolving. She's intoxicating, inspiring, emotional, amazing, intelligent, sexy inside and out. She has her demons…don't we all. She never truly lets go of the past. She will love you unconditionally…until you don't deserve it any more. Even then, she will try to find a reason to still love you…until you ruin that also. Once she's done with you…she's done forever. She's better than she knows…she comes off as aloof, distant, arrogant, churlish, cold and untouchable. In truth, she's a little scared, a little unsure, a little overwhelmed sometimes. I hope she sees this…I hope she know's I'm talking about her. I hope she knows I love her, unconditionally.

Boy 1: "have you ever loved an Elisa?"

Boy 2: "yes…an amazing woman…until I managed to screw it up!"

Boy 1: "your an asshole!!!"

Boy 2: "yeah…I know…I'm working hard to win her back."

by HopingbeyondHope October 28, 2013

Queen Elizabeth

A woman who becomes so intoxicated she believes herself to be a historical figure such as Queen Elizabeth.

Shannon was so drunk she thought she was Queen Elizabeth.

by Rutherford B. Fellows April 20, 2009

most extreme elimination challenge

1) American version of Japanese gameshow "Takeshi's Castle," now featuring two mis-matched teams pit against each other in this bastion of low-brow comedy. Features hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, field reporter Guy LeDouche, field marshall Captain Tenneal, massive amounts of mystery sludge, and repeated and frequent use of the word "Babaganoosh". Abbreviated MXC.

"Hey, someone find his baba. We can reattach it to his ganoosh." - Kenny Blankenship, about Yella Babaganoosh's most painful elimination.

by Madelynne February 2, 2004

Eliza

Deserves the world; Beauty, perfection, does not deserve the asshole Alexander Hamilton

“As long as I’m alive Eliza you’ll never feel so helpless!”

by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018

Elinya

A faerie who guides the rays of the sun at sunrise, she lights up the ocean and makes the fresh sun dance on the water.

A cheeky little girl who makes you laugh.

She who brings happiness where ever she goes.

Australian Aboriginal for a native grass.

.... the light reflected off the mirror ball and tiny lights danced around the room, it was beautiful, it looked like it had been lit up by Elinya.

She gave me the cheekiest smile it made my day, she is such an Elinya.

Elinya always cares for people who are sad and tries to make them happy again... She made all the worries of the worls dissapear when she spoke. even just a smile would lighten up your day in an instant, it never takes her long to make you feel better, and she always follows with a big hug!

by blackjadedee February 14, 2010

Eliano

Eliano is the Most important person for you. If you know a eliano stay with him.
He is the most lovely person I know and always there for his friends! He is the best boyfriend you could find and always treats you like an angel!

Eliano is the prettiest boy!

by His babeegiirl July 24, 2019

ElizabethAftonsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to Elizabeth Afton

Okay, let’s stop there.
Buddy, she’s a literal 5 year old. That’s illegal.
You should probably seek mental help if you actually think fictional characters are attractive. ESPECIALLY when they’re minors and ESPECIALLY when they’re dead children.
( including Elizabeth )

Alternative Universes are also not an excuse. Elizabeth died at age 5 when she still went to kindergarten. Also, what’s so attractive about a ginger haired 5 year old from the 1900s? No offence to other people. But Elizabeth is fictional and doesn’t exist.

I’m gonna go call the police now.

Boy: What’s your sexuality?
Girl: I am ElizabethAftonSexual !
Boy: Yeah, and I’m calling-the-police-sexual.
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: Stay here for a couple minutes, then you’ll see.

by randysbeloved on TikTok !! August 22, 2021