carriage stuck in a ditch

when a slow arc in a story drags on fro way too long

this story took a real carriage stuck in a ditch turn

by baby faced rat stomper November 16, 2021

poochin and doochin

Having fun,getting lit,and doing yo big one

I was poochin and doochin through the halls.

by THE OG MATERIAL GWORLL February 3, 2022

Ding Dong Ditching

Alternative term for edging

“Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”

by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022

Dutch stuffed ditch panda

A cheap often foreign prostitute who has black bags under her eyes caused from drug withdrawals, being gang banged and blown in by several men for drugs. Leaving her filled with cum, resembling a Dutch stuffing. "A thick mashed potato and bread stuffing" who is left to have her fix in an alley or park.

We have run outta gear, The boys ended up with a Dutch stuffed ditch panda earlier tonight, so they need to get on again.

by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud May 18, 2022

Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed

You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*

by Staarbucks June 18, 2022

ding dong ditch

Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.

The girls just ding dong ditched us.

by defined word definition July 27, 2023

Itch in the Ditch

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025