Donesalad

A term used to express another person's fault through the use of a popular side dish, salad. Also, one can add extra wording on the accommodate a more diminishing occasion, such as done salad with slammed ranch dressing.

Jerry: Laquisha, would you like to go to the dance on Friday night?
Laquisha: Boi, you know I ain't gone be seen with no cracka.
John: Ohh Jerryy, donesalad yo

by studmcgee March 17, 2012

domestic insanity

Insanity that usually doesn't manifest itself visibly, and usually is never found. Includes things like stalking, planning (but not enacting) murders, etc.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Blake yesterday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.

by Gage Tampings September 16, 2012

domeshank

synonymous with the term "headshot"

I was playin' CS:S last night and i got like 5 domeshanks in a row! IT WAS AWESOME

by Toasty:TG October 23, 2013

Dolested

Door molested. Usually occurs after 3 or more pints of beer when going past a door so clumsily that the handle somehow catches on the belt straps, on the rear of your trousers. It it unknown how this occurs and is often called an act of satan

Bill: *Downs the tankard* IMM gunnahh... go get summslepp.

Joe: Ok, then.

Bill: AH. AHHHH. THE DOOR IS ATTACKING ME!!

Joe: Shut up Bill. You're only being dolested.

by mehmenmike December 15, 2013

domesticized

All of a sudden, things that used to seem like chores begin to happen out of necessity, without complaint. As if you've been hypnotized.

Work was rough today, but somehow I still managed to do all my laundry AND the dishes.....it's like I've been domesticized.

by theowlnest January 10, 2014

desesperini

A person that suffers from strong anxiety disorder that involves chronic worrying, nervousness, and tension, Desperate.

This guy is a complete desesperini. He should try some treatment to control his disorder.

by BLG-Contribution January 30, 2014

Domestic Godess

A women with an appropriate amount of attitude, stellar intelligence, who is skilled and independent yet still possesses and entirely owns the domestics skills deemed traditional for a woman.

A Domestic Godess is the kind of woman who doesn't object to belonging in the kitchen because the hand that rocks the ladle is the hand that rules the world.

by DomesticGodess November 30, 2014