dinner

when its late and he gets hungry,
messes around the cleaned up kitchen,
spills the cans and glasses,
leaves stains and splashes,
spits in the sink,

breaks the dishes,
slices the meat,
burns the pan
and falls asleep

before the first bite.

we had a late dinner tonight. it was quite nice.

by Krkič April 16, 2019

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Dinnering

The act of eating dinner. Typically used as a term among people in a discord chat waiting for their mate to get back from having dinner.

"...my guy. Why's he muted?"
"Dylan's just dinnering."

by Heskey_7 September 4, 2019

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dinner roll theif

dinner roll theif is a child who takes a dinner roll

"is the dinner roll theif coming here"

by yeysyeyeeyeyeyeysyeue February 5, 2022

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dinner with Cthulhu

(Idiom) To conspire with an evil entity to commit a malicious act only to realize later that you were the one being prayed upon all along; often said when actions are done to spite one group with the results being detrimental to your own.

(See own the libs)

The right thought they could have dinner with Cthulhu by sowing mistrust in the vaccine and public health officials, but this backfired spectacularly. Now they must scramble to reverse the damage done because no one trusts anything they say anymore.

They thought they could weaken our faith in the government by feeding into conspiracy theories about poison and mind control. Little did they know, their little dinner with Cthulhu would result in lives lost for their own.

by Onat-ural December 22, 2021

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