Space Docking

Where a subject poo's into a condom and freezes it. After about 24 hours or so it is taken from the freezer and the condom removed. Then with a little lube it is used as a sex impliment until the warm juices all melt together and the poo regains its normal runny state.

Oi Ho!!! how much for a night of space docking?

£200!!!

Deal! Give me time to fetch the goods from the freezer!

by Smeaves! October 27, 2010

Space Docking

When two reluctant and kinky boys head to a remote area of a room to engage in rampantly and furiously placing the head of both of their flaccid and unused penises in a siamese conjoined adopted babies manner to have one male stretch his foreskin over the others to create a Jamestown ship to dock analogy. Both boys will giggle and be more excited than Tony the Tiger and erupt with massive loads of semen flavored cum.

While Ezekiel's dad goes to work, he invites his cuddly homo sapien-like boytoy Mario to come over and migrate to an open corner of the room to engage in Space Docking. Mario's excessive foreskin, due to the fact he was born with Crohn's disease and two Urethra's, is always used to create the boat in dock motion that makes Ezekiel keep coming back for more. Mario is also an illegal immigrant and an Auschwitz survivor.

by Mid Atlantic Space Docker December 16, 2008

dickinit

A word used to compare something you really like, or think is cool, to the sensation of a dick engaging in penetration.

When the Navigator drove by Stevie and Chopper shouted out "that ride is dickinit"!

by KittenLizz May 23, 2006

dickin donuts

to fuck a donut

last night i had a dickin donuts and are it after i creamed it

by Cosmic Pope November 23, 2014

smooth dackin

a word originating in rural north texas, easily used in a good or bad/ male or female context.

1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.

2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.

3. just a random statement.

male to female: "hey baby, if you're lucky, i might just give you a smooth dackin."

male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"

general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"

by VA bitch April 11, 2005

gang docking

the act of numerous men pushing a log halfway out and inserting them in every oriface in another individuals body.the gang version of space docking.

"we invite that hoe over for some gang docking"

by whe dont pawn 6 no mo March 28, 2008

hand dickin

When a male human warms his hands by placing them down his pants and gently caressing his testicles and penis. This is not a sexual act, it just feels fucking good.

1. Hey, I think its time to do some hand dickin.
2. This hand dickin feels good.

by q1w3r78 December 5, 2010