Cashew

Someone that can't be bought. That doesn't like greed and people think he/she is crazy.

This cashew is driving me nuts.

by Doc Ellis May 1, 2024

cushion oyster

Referring to a load of semen left on a chair or couch or backseat.

Also used in reference to a kid that's a couch potatoe.

Who is that over there on the couch? That's my little cushion oyster.

by HookerHuey June 16, 2024

Cishet

Bad or annoying

My computer's being annoying, it's such a cishet!

by Quincipal November 25, 2024

Cushionable

The ability for something to be cushioned.

my shoe was very cushionable

by 4_E.4 February 14, 2025

crushedvelvet(s)

Like saying beat that pussy up!

Line backer no helmet crushedvelvet(s).

by Crushedvelvets March 4, 2025

Crushed

when your crush rejects you so frickin hard in front of many frickin people..

Sarah was crushed when Jonah said he hated her

by cry_baby(melanie martinez's) March 26, 2025

Cashewing

Verb. The act of inserting one's semi-erect penis into their own anal cavity in order to make it smaller and/or personal pleasure. Essentially the opposite of jelqing.

"Ben has been cashewing for years, now his penis looks like a macaroni noodle."

by Naptown Denmark April 17, 2025