by willywillycow September 10, 2024

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.
Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.
by Careless1 March 5, 2015

by feelinmoodz February 6, 2023

happens when someone is playing a game and gets pwned very badly and starts making excuses as to why he got his ass handed to him
by AdarMalik January 2, 2009

"ðŸ˜" or Crying emoji in slang is a way to replace "I'm a slutty Femboy" or "Please fuck me with your big hard cock", commonly used by Femboys. Also used by woman who are very, very Lesbian. Please rid this world of "ðŸ˜" users, report any you find on the internet.
"ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜"
"ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜"
by Vexfromunderthedesk January 28, 2025

by Amme nna February 21, 2024

Born in the back alleys of crypto Telegram, this phrase became a razor-edged mantra, a warning to soft hands and a salute to those who can watch their portfolio bleed and still light another cigar. And, naturally, some degens even spun it into a meme coin, because of course they did.
by Kaicy August 15, 2025
