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crusty

anyone attempting to push their own "superior value" of themselves onto other people but who are really just useless due to either their disgusting way of thinking, arrogance and entitlement, and/or their lives are not as cool (and fresh) as they try to act and believe. these people are often highly judgmental of others and think they are high and mighty when they could usually just use a wash and some humility. you can often find these pathetic people at the mall being posers, at the gym trying to "flex" on innocent people just trying to workout, or around town driving Teslas.
"Wow. Look at how crusty that lady with the Louis Vuitton bag is. She thinks she's better than everyone when she's lookin' like a bulldog with a dirty butt."
by kandy3000 June 28, 2021
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Crusty bin

Well used lady parts, named so owing to crusty, dried man batter clinging to the beef curtains.
I was going to go down on her, but it was such a crusty bin I couldn't bring myself to.
by anonymous July 6, 2021
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Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.
by 2oo July 12, 2021
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crustylippss

Crustylippss is the most lovely person in the world
by Salfisher July 14, 2021
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Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting
Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.
by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021
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crusty

a wee girl who is uuugggly sir
fuck me sir she is crusty @olivia
by green belt October 20, 2021
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Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
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