crocked

Adj. Litterally, to be like a crocodile. Either having to do with the appearance of one's skin or one's teeth.

"I need to go to the orthodontist, my teeth are all crocked." or "You're looking a little crocked, you need some Pepto?"

by Inferno April 5, 2003

Crocking

A new word for fucking influenced by the ugyness of the shoes "crocks" or "crocs"

Crocks are so Crocking hidious!

by YoungYulia August 30, 2006

crockett kid

dumb ass, uneducated, ignorant fuck (from crockett high in austin)

Ryan diebert is a crockett kid

by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003

crocolator

Either an alligator or a crocodile, as labeled by a three-year old girl

The crocolator lazed in the muddy water, or the crocolator gobbled up the bright pink golf ball on the plush golf course.

by redstapler April 29, 2007

crocodile jaw-snapper

This term was created in a little known, but legendry flat called Monte-Video in Cape Town, South Africa.

It is used to describe the feeling of being really wasted on E. It also describes the feeling of your jaw trying to crawl out your mouth while snapping together vicously like a crocodile.

"Ah man, I was so crocodile jaw-snapper last night, I dont remember a thing."

"You're so wasted you're crocodile jaw-snapper man"

by liquidboy February 16, 2008

Crocker-Stearns

Also known as the Crocker-Stearns Extension, Crocker-Stearns is a street that crosses through several towns such as North Olmsted and Westlake, and connects major roadways to Crocker Park. The Crocker-Stearns Extension was built off of Stearns Road, and can now accommodate 4 lanes of traffic where the original Stearns was only 2 lanes. Many people who live on the former Stearns Road lost their precious front lawns to the construction and widening of Crocker-Stearns, but it was worth it. They can now get to Crocker Park in less than 5 minutes! It is also a street where many people like to speed, because they think the sound barriers mean no one can see that they are speeding.

"I went with Hannah on Crocker-Stearns to get to Crocker Park last Tuesday. It wasn't as fun as the Walmart, though."

by Ch-ch-ch-changes! July 16, 2009

Crockstar

A 'Crockstar' is someone who says they are seriously into rock music, but will only listen to obvious bands. They will usually tell you that they are "not really into" or have "never heard of" the likes of.. Maiden, Dream Theater and Def Leppard. These same people, if asked, would not be able to tell you the track listings for Led Zeppelin IV or Master of Puppets, if their lives depended on it. This is embarrassing, they are not seriously into rock music, and so they ought to stop telling people that they wish to live a rock 'n' roll lifestyle, cover their body in tattoos and learn to play the guitar like Kirk Hammett, because they will only humiliate themselves further.

Crockstar: "Hey man, I'm going to Download this year!"

Guy: "Really? I hear Faith No More and Dragonforce are headlining!"

Crockstar: "... Who?"

by retrocliche August 9, 2009