convienent crack store

A convienent store in the ghetto with a convienent drug dealer in the parking lot

lets go get some crack at the convienent crack store

by carmelococaine February 22, 2012

Converbation

When two people, seemingly involved in a conversation are actually engaged in an exchange of back-to-back unrelated statements or monologues.

Jill: Pink is like, my favorite color.
Jack: I like turtles.

Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.

by Kraynmysky December 13, 2012

Converssassinated

When you lose your friend at a party to someone who won't let them leave a conversation.

"Where's Jim?", "He's over there, we've lost him though, he's been converssassinated!"

by idontlikemondays7 June 21, 2013

Convictistan

A term for Australia, referencing its use as a convict colony by the British government in the 18th and 19th centuries. The suffix is a colloquial generic ending for a land or country.

"I’m going to Convictistan for a holiday" (meaning "I’m going to Australia for a holiday")

by SimoneScribbles August 16, 2013

conversational coma

An eye-glazing lethargy induced by an individual that insists on explaining in depth a subject of little or no interest to his audience. More prevalent in mixed groups of engineers, scientists, and non-technical people.

"Laurie felt herself slipping into a conversational coma as a guy named Bob, a geologist she met at the party, insisted on explaining in detail why pyroxene and amphibole minerals were present in metamorphic terranes, whatever all that stuff is."

by tecdelver September 30, 2013

Conventor

Inventing rules for ones convenience or pleasure;

A person who makes up things and calls them rule or law because it's convenient for them;

Vicky: Gestures for a kiss as she leaves the bed.

Sam: Still laying down, gestures for a kiss.
Vicky: You have to come to kiss me because I have my clothes and shoes on.
Sam: See, now your just being a conventor.

by BklynsFinest November 17, 2013

conveganient

Someone who says they are Vegan only when it is convenient for them in order to look superior to others.

"Jan is such a conveganient. She says she is a Vegan but didn't have any problems eating that omelet."

by Grok Sanchez January 20, 2014