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computer geek

Person who spends WAAAAYYYY too much time on the computer, as in upwards of 2 hours a day (not counting AIM or iTunes). These people usually have what can be described as an xbox tan. They also have few friends, many of which are likely computer geeks themselves. They also use stupid words originating from typos.
Computer Geek: I pwned u n00b!!!!111
Normal Person: WTF does that mean?
by Underdawg November 10, 2008
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compton ass eddie

Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even our roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.

P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
O SHiT! THAT NIGGAZ ACTIN LIKE A COMPTON ASS EDDIE! LETS SHANK THAT CRACKER BIYOTCH!! SHITT NIGGA!
by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005
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Wet computer

When you're watching pornz on your computer and your jacking then you accidentally jizz on your computer.
*wack wack wack*
OH SHIT!
(Just wet computered)
by Tits McGee 69 March 17, 2009
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Apple Computer

The computer that is perfect for anyone that barely knows how to turn on a light switch.
Bob - "What computer should I buy"
Sam - "What is the square root of four"
Bob - "I don't know"
Sam - " Buy an Apple Computer"
by jimmy_the_geek April 20, 2011
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fix the computer

An excuse to leave your friends, so that you can go home and masturbate.
1. Sorry guys, I uh, need to leave, I have to go home and fix the computer..
by kwhitelool August 13, 2010
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mr. tom compton

As foster would say a bomb ass main who pumps um and dumps um the new beer pong champ after beating joe and jeffery an sucks ass at monkey ball yet not as much as lee. Owner and maker of the half awake looking peace sign "What Up" Not from compton what so ever.
Attention in the diningroom tom is gay!

Mr. Tom compton the only man who has ever been known to have shockerd himself

To do the offical Mr. tom compton greeting first close eyes half way, stick up your index and middle finger then slowly say whhaatt uupp.
by lucas mcpenis September 18, 2008
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Computer food

Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.
Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...

Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.
by Howard Campbell December 29, 2005
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