commonure

Câ-mahn-oo-er
1. A person who spreads bullshit about others.

2. Also used to describe someone who is full of shit.

Frank told Stacey, due to the election, he is moving to Canada. But everyone knows Frank is a commonure.

by Whipetgood November 25, 2016

Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.

That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing

by James Rebound January 22, 2017

Communiphobia

Irrational fear of Communists and Tsars of the Soviet Union.

Cletus: Dagnabit, Brandine and Mary-anne have Communiphobia now!

by XxTed_The_RooseveltxX August 18, 2018

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019

Commit a sin

Jerk off; complete an act of lust; sexual things

Brian: "Where you going bro?"
Jake: " Going to commit a sin, duh!"

by Shadows23214 April 22, 2019

Community guidelines

Legit just aggravating why have community guidelines if no one reads them and plus I have broken so many guidelines Jesus Christ but I do enjoy exterminating the fucking Jews from the earth

Why do community guidelines exist

by Dengplural December 9, 2019