Cleve

To open up and discharge one's nipple onto an absorbent surface. Usually capitalised, and not followed by a space; instead most writers conjoin it with the following word.

I am selling a single bed, Clevedon.

I Clevedon the mattress, thus dirtying it.

by Andreas Vegas April 30, 2008

cleveland browns

An nfl football team that plays in Cleveland,Ohio and borders Lake Erie(the shit bowl of America). Also a team so bad the can go 10-6 and not even make the playoffs.

Guy 1: man cleveland browns sucks!
Guy 2: I know if it's brown flush it down!

by Tyler Lindsey January 13, 2008

cleveland steamers

A big, long, fresh steamy turd.

Use your imagination.

by Bob May 9, 2003

Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.

Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.

You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!

Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.

by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010

Cleveland Cheesecake

the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.

When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.

by K-Sizzle4 January 7, 2010

Clevenger

To rape, more specifically date rape

He met her at a party, and when she said no, he clevengered her.

by BFBStu October 22, 2011

cleve

A person with abnormally big lip/lips.
Swollen lips

Damn! nigga u got a Cleves'

by Tony Starks May 13, 2005