cheese dick 

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

cheese dick by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Cheese nerd 

A insult that describes a specific variety of nerd. Used specifically towards nerds who are addicted video games and/or anime and they make it part of everything they do and say. Their appearance usually consists of:

- Poor hygiene
- Acne
- Are either extremely skinny or extremely overweight (rarely in between)
- Usually have very greasy unkempt hair
- Wear anime or fantasy themed shirts
- Are usually seen consuming snacks and beverages such as Cheeto's and Mountain Dew (Hence the term "Cheese Nerd)

They are also usually mild mannered unless talking about/playing Yugi-Oh, Naruto, and other anime/nerd subculture things. They are also most likely seen playing various anime card games, video games, or reciting lines from online/television phenomenons. The term originated from when I read a article on the internet about a certain webmaster's hatred for nerds where it said "cheesy nerds" and I misread it as "cheese nerd". As you can tel, the term is a pejorative one used to describe people of that description.

The only reason Caleb joined the football team is because he wanted to cover up the fact that he is really a cheese nerd and spends his lunch period playing Yugi-Oh and discussing when the new Pokemon game is coming out.

Cheese nerd by Lexicon Devil February 17, 2008

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys 

a frenchman, esp. soldier.

If France or the french and continental Europe had stood up to the Nazis, like Britain and Canada, rather than roll over like cheese eating surrender monkeys, then the war would've ended much earlier, saving the lives of hundreds of thousands of British, Canadian, Australian, American, and Russian soldiers.

We gave them freedom. They gave us body hair and Body odour.

Cheese eating surrender Monkeys by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006

cheese machine 

1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.

2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.

1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"

2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."

"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."

cheese machine by Jeralide December 4, 2009

Cheese Loaf 

A huge turd floating in the toilet.

"OMG! look at the size of that cheese loaf". "I know i did it myself".

Cheese Loaf by Dole Banana May 28, 2009

cheese thief 

A person who is totally obsessed with stealing cheese.

A Fucking cheese thief is always stealing my cheese!

cheese thief by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009

cheese rolling

A sport performed in Gloucestershire, otherwise known as "the land of sheep and potatoes" or "party central of the world", involving some old men in tweed jackets and tweed trousers rolling large pieces of cheese down steep hills. The winner is awarded a cheese trophy (yes i am jealous of him too).
This sport is highly dangerous and many people die from it each year. So only attend if you are a "hard core sports junkie"
Bring your own cheese.

"Hey Kate do you want to go to the cinema?"
"Nah, no can do Im going cheese rolling."

cheese rolling by toribismylover December 22, 2009