Chair Porn
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
watching your partner being fucked by another person while you're sat on the cuck chair
(hence why its called chair porn)
"hey did you hear that Charlie took part in some chair porn the other night?"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
"yeah man that was funny as fuck, he was right in the splash zone too so you could imagine the cleanup after"
by Joe144p November 18, 2025
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Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!
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Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
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