poo check

The business practice of wipping ones rear end after defication with a company check to a vendor. The bacon-stripped check is then mailed casualy to the vendor, usually one who has taken one's credit terms away.

Damn it another vendor has taken our terms away. I'm going to eat a ton of spicy thai food and then send some poo checks out this afternoon.

by krupcakes July 22, 2012

rights check

When you check what you can, and cannot do usually based on your background or appearance.

Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!

Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.

by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 9, 2022

check the vent

a basic code phrase for "do you think that girl is hot?"

Hey Jim, did you check the vent by table 25?

by Chris Kras October 22, 2007

Clown Check

when you check your makeup in extremely bright or natural lighting to make sure you don't look like a clown before going out.

God her makeup looks terrible. She obviously didn't do a clown check before leaving the house.

by Big Porkin' November 13, 2022

Beaner Check

Verb - Beaner Checking is the act of honking your car horn at a pedestrian to see if they turn and look at you, therefore failing the beaner check. When a pedestrian fails a beaner check the appropriate reaction is yelling and laughing at them that they failed the beaner check.

Beaner Checking can also be accompanied by Girking

Person A: Yo bro lets beaner check that guy walking on the sidewalk

Person B: Alright bro lets do it

*HONNNNKKK*
*Pedestrian turns and looks*

Person A&B: BROO THEY JUST FAILED THE FUCKIN BEANER CHECK

by thelimpestdick November 30, 2019

Preflight check

Prior to boarding a plane, those who get nervy or have irritable bowels try and drop one in the toilet. Occasionally they do actually just need to take a crap..

"Hey, where you been? Planes boarding!!"

"Sorry man, had to conduct a few preflight checks, gonna be a long flight"

by huggiebear89 May 28, 2012

Typhoon check

When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?

Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?

by marioyoshiluigi August 23, 2012