Boston carpet

Drink a bunch of Samuel Adams and fuck a girl with a prickly set of pubes and receive rug burn from fucking her so hard and long khed. While playing sweet Caroline and saying the British are coming while watching the red Sox, in the cheers bathroom, while mentally at beantown pub?!?!

I was out in Boston one night and met a wicket sweet gal khed, the night ended with a Boston carpet another Sam Adams.

by Beantownbitch April 22, 2024

rough carpet

A person with a on shaved clit

Girl why you gotta have such a rough carpet

by Vag is bad February 26, 2023

Soggy Carpet

Sneaking someone's running sprinkler into their living room.

Pulled a soggy Carpet on my neighbor the other day.

by Shralpin Burms January 19, 2020

Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016

carpet-bombing

carpet-bombing is when a dog is either walking or running while shitting.

jamal: ah hell nah thats the nastiest dawg ive ever had hes carpet-bombing the backyard!

by Screech16 June 15, 2023

Carpet Bomb

To defecate on the floor and walking away.

Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.

by VAN MAN July 31, 2013

carpet badger

Someone that has a fetish for long and thick pubic hair.

Isaiah i have seen Ellie's. You are a filthy carpet badger.

by Daniel Jurgensen October 30, 2012