call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

chat calling

The digital version of cat calling. Commenting on a status or picture in a lude ,inappropriate, or disrespectful manner. It is usually (but not always) performed by a man towards a woman.

Todd loves chat calling girls all the time. Just the other day he commented on Anna's selfie saying it was her "O Face".

by Billy Boy Boy Boy May 10, 2014

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

Kaper-Call

1. The act of tugging on the lanyard of a surfboard to get it to float back to the fallen rider. 2. Hitting the HOME button on a drone or other autonomous vehicle to send it back to its launch area. 3. Successfully throwing a boomerang so that it returns to the hand of the one who threw it. 4. Force quitting all software and returning to Finder or home screen.

When I get too tired to swim I just Kaper-Call my board and climb on.
If you lose sight of the drone send a Kaper-Call and it should head back here and land safely.
All my apps froze so I performed a Kaper-Call and relaunched only the needed programs.

by every_engineer_ever July 9, 2021

Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.

Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.

by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017

Call it up

Meaning to stop or call it quits

Also means to call a person over

Example 1- "hey I think we should call it up"

Example 2- "hey call her up over here" (or) "hey call him up and over"

by Frfrbae November 17, 2019

Thumbing the call

Call comes through, Customer Service Rep looks at the phone then proceeds to push the Cancel or Exit button on the phone, ignoring the call. Call then is routed to the next Customer Service Rep.

"Ring, Ring..."
First Rep sees the number then ignores the call by Thumbing the Call
Next Rep: "Ring, Ring..."
"Hello, this is Tech Support, How may I assist you?"

by TheICPrincess September 2, 2009