dim sum chinese

Term used to describe yourself if your proficiency in chinese is only conversational as opposed to fluent.

Dim sum refers to chinese brunch and therefore dim sum chinese means one can only speak chinese well enough to make it through an afternoon eating dim sum with fluent chinese speaking family members.

Someone who can only speak dim sum chinese most likely cannot understand most of chinese radio, tv shows or songs.

Very common amongst ABC's (american born chinese)
Hey, I'm kind of nervous about you meeting my parents tomorrow. I feel like they would disapprove of me dating someone who can only speak dim sum chinese.
by joechin November 08, 2010
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Chinese Democracy Syndrome

When it takes a person a very long time to complete something that they promised to finish a long time ago.
It's taking me forever to finish this... I think I've got Chinese Democracy Syndrome.
by bungelina January 24, 2010
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Chinese-Whispers Effect

The effect that occurs when something is heard through word of mouth, a variation on the original message or topic of discussion, as commonly happens in the childhood game of Chinese-Whispers.
"Man i heard you were walking coast to coast!?, for charity or something?"
"Nope, but my mum is."
"Huh, must have been the Chinese-Whispers Effect"
by blurnsgha February 25, 2008
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chinese hot pocket

Te act plucking a woman's vagina hair with your teeth until she ejaculates all over you
Keisha felt lonely so austin gave her a Chinese hot pocket
by krispy_NEC November 26, 2014
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Chinese Finger Trap

When two guys (standing) are double teaming a midget (one in the mouth, one in the ass) and the midget is suspended on the two cocks without touching the ground at all. Then the midget bites down on the dick and clenches her ass cheeks so the two guys are stuck in her.
"Fuck this midget has us in a Chinese Finger Trap!"
by SIXTY6 May 14, 2010
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Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
by CJudge941 June 17, 2011
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Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head
When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!
by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 23, 2007
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