Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma
Person 1: How'd you find out
Person 2: I had a cock wheeze
Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
Get the Cock Wheezemug. 1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
Get the Nice Cockmug. Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.
Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
by Dentbag June 2, 2019
Get the cock chevronmug. Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?
Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.
Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007
Get the Cock Buselmug. by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022
Get the Flock of Cocksmug. Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
by crater bater June 22, 2010
Get the Turf Cockmug. Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
What classes are you taking this semseter???
Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010
Get the Cock Topographymug.