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Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack
Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning
by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011
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Nice Cock

1- A friendly way to greet another with class.
2- Something you say right before shanking/wrecking someone in FPS games.
1- "Hey Sara, nice cock"
2- sneaks up behind someone in Tarkov, ready to absolutely destroy some noob. Gets within whispering distance to the target and, right before ending this pathetic worm's existence, says over the mic"nice cock" then as the target is startled and confused out of its mind, free its soul from the physical form it has been confined in.
by DeadDinoDude February 24, 2021
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cock chevron

The lower part of a mans abs which form a chevron pointing towards his cock.
Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.

Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”
by Dentbag June 2, 2019
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Cock Busel

Used to describe a person who is unbelievely bad at any form of cock play. Often times a young girl who isn't very experienced in the ways or arts of penis pleasure.
Chester: Jennie must still have her V-card.

Samuel: Why? What makes you say that?

Chester: She gave my cock such a thrashing last night, my dick is chaffed. Not to mention the fact that she tried jerking me off with her sand paper hands and no lube.

Sameul: Wow, what a Cock Busel, that bitch deserves to be punched in the taint.
by Brad McPherson September 24, 2007
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Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang
Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.
by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022
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Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.
Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.
by crater bater June 22, 2010
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Cock Topography

The study of the surface of a large voluptuous cock.
Look at that sorostitute right there... She's a Cock Topographer!

What classes are you taking this semseter???

Cock Topography!
by Cocksman958969 September 1, 2010
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