Brandon

a guy that you will fall in love with, then break up with you for another girl. then he will hate YOU for some fucked up reason, but you can't help but think about him all the time and still love him and want him to love you agean but you still tell your friends that you hate his fucking brain cells because he is a dubm bastard, but lie about hating him, because you dont want your friends to get you over him.

"can you believe that?! he is such a brandon!"

by say what i wanna what now!! September 30, 2011

Brandon

Brandon is born rotted. He is always rotted, and always be rotted.

Me: Brandon, you look rotted.
Brandon: That's just my face.
Me: You must have been born rotted.

by mahniggabitch<3 January 17, 2014

Hey everybody, lets go brandon

Slang code term: Hey everybody, lets go brandon = nobody fucks with Joe Biden!

Did you see Ron Desantis bend over and show his bloody asshole when he asked for federal money for hurricane relief, hey everybody, lets go brandon!

by Joeyoftheocean October 10, 2022

Braydon

The most annoying person in the entire world. if you do one thing wrong he will make fun of you for the rest of your life. he will constantly make fun of you for being short. He sucks. I try to be nice but it's so hard.

Doesn't do any work and is a brat.

Me:Hey
Braydon: Hey shortie
Me: why do you have to be so rude?
Braydon: why do you have to be so short? ooh burn.

by bob-the-builder-is-my-bae June 1, 2019

Brandon

The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.

OMG, he's such a Brandon!

by zooosha July 1, 2011

Dark Brandon

A 'Dark Brandon' is the little turd you make when you shit your pants.

Yesterday, a White House intern co-opted a MAGA meme and changed the name to make Joe Biden look virile and cool, but didn't realize he used Nazi imagery until the internet flamed him. He was so upset, then he felt a warm sensation by his anus. He looked down and realized he made a "Dark Brandon."

by Steve Hoflenson August 9, 2022

Let's go Brandon

A politically correct way to express your feelings towards the 46th president of the United States Joe Biden instead of saying "Fuck Joe Biden"

Let's Go Brandon came to use after Cbs interviewer, Kelli Stavast, mistook the crowds chant "Fuck Joe Biden" for "let's go Brandon" while interviewing Brandon Brown after his win during the NASCAR Xfinity Series on October 2nd, 2021.

How do you feel about the presidency?

" Let's go Brandon"

let's go Brandon, I miss Trump

by Miles513 October 9, 2021